Why is it always the asshole surpasses the test?
-- Augustus Gibbon, xXx Movie, 2002
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- WC Fields
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction.
-- Ernst Friedrich “Fritz” Schumacher